dick scrambler 

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

dick scrambler by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

dick retarded 

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

dick retarded by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

Dick Whisperer 

A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.

Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.

Dick Whisperer by Francine Cooper, JMV July 10, 2018

Dick Riding Demon

A person who is very much on your wood.
Original terminology comes from a white man named Dahood

Can you get off my dick you being a dick riding demon !

Dick Riding Demon by MyNameDre October 27, 2018

Dick hoodie

The foreskin of the penis.

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie

Dick hoodie by yummytears October 27, 2018

Dick Inhalation 

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*

Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*

Dick Inhalation by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018

Dick weaving 

The act of 3 or more men using their dicks to create a basket like weave with there dicks .

Saw 7 men dick weaving at the pride parade god that was gay

Dick weaving by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018