Everything Will Work Out

The biggest lie we were all told as kids

Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL

by CrusadeToaster4 May 15, 2020

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Wild Work

“Wild work” describes a pattern of intense, disruptive, or emotionally charged behavior that impacts others or the environment around the person. It can involve actions that are dramatic, impulsive, manipulative, or out of control.

He was doing wild work after the argument—sending long, emotional texts, calling mutual friends to drag them in, just completely spiraling.

by Frescolita April 22, 2025

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Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

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The Myth Of Hard Work

It ain't any of that liberal bullshit you fucking clown. And I'm not like the rest of you. I'm doing the working class bullshit AND there is an additional layer of getting robbed on to of that.

Hym "The Myth Of Hard Work is these piece of shit liberals trying to tell me that my contribution to society isn't enough and that they dictate to me when I get to stop working or how much money I can make or how easily and it's these retard conservatives thinking they a better than someone they are not better than."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

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My ABS Stopped Working

This is when you send it up a hill and not see a car pulling out and do a stoppie and crash into it, then you just have to meet me at maccas, this is known as doing a Dobz

I was riding my BMW S1000RR in Five Dock and my ABS stopped working

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

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