Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

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dirty Kamylle

When a lesbian humps her girlfriends pillow while her girlfriend watches

“Me and my girlfriend got freaky last night, she pulled a dirty Kamylle”

by Theirurband June 13, 2023

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When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

by WettFannie November 16, 2020

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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

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Dirty Zeppelin

The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.

Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.

by TheRealYo September 17, 2023

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