sex worker

More neutral or sympathetic alternative to prostitute, whore. Frankly offering sex for money is seen as either a necessary or acceptable job, parallel to (say) factory work, and no stigma or sneer of contempt should be attached to its practitioners.

"Sex workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains (unless you are happy wearing them)"

sex worker by kofi May 12, 2003

College Works Painting 

Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.

The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.

College Works Painting by audreyfan86 February 27, 2009

workout impostor 

A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.

There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!

That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.

workout impostor by dan davidson April 1, 2011

OMG it works, the dislike button works 

A phrase that people type in a tutorial video that has more dislikes than likes.

YouTube video: 1k dislikes and 500 likes.

Person: OMG it works, the dislike button works.

OMG it works, the dislike button works by Fan of Saints Row July 30, 2017

Workshop 

Term dancers, choreographers, playas use.
Everyone believes you're hustlin' but you're really out lookin' for some wet pussy.

If you're in the neighborhood, join me for a dance workshop I'm teaching this weekend.

Workshop by Ms. Trouble August 8, 2012

Monkey Workers  

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.

Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.

Monkey Workers by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009

God works in mysterious ways 

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

God works in mysterious ways by Gazuga April 10, 2004