Wankoverable 

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

cheeky wanker 

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

cheeky wanker by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

Blue Tick Wanker 

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

Blue Tick Wanker by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

wankspludge 

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond

That essay you did was complete wankspludge

wankspludge by hezuus September 1, 2009

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016