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therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapistfor free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
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giga virgin

Someone who will forever remain a virgin
Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”
by Big man will October 9, 2021
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Virgin vibes

Gary gives of major Virgin vibes
by Kanin03 November 9, 2020
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cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis
smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how
by rratmann May 23, 2020
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forty cent virgin

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.
dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother
by jayg244 October 3, 2025
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mega epic virgin

a literall baby
Mike: yo that thing in the stroller is a mega epic virgin
Dave: lol yeet
by xkinectic February 8, 2020
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