Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

Jailhouse Vagina 

Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.

Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.

Jailhouse Vagina by The noodler September 9, 2004

floppy vagina 

a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy

i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina

floppy vagina by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

Vulcan Vagina Clamp by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

Neck Vagina

The back of a woman’s neck that when rubbed or fingered like a vagina causes pleasure. The neck vagina is often massaged during kissing or as a precursor to sexual activities.

Paul played with Kim’s neck vagina in an effort to get farther into Kim’s pants. Kim’s neck vagina felt good when Paul rubbed it.

Neck Vagina by freznel January 24, 2009

Green Vagina

A girl who is about as appealing as an elephant taking a shit while naked. She might be very appealing otherwise, but naked, she is disgusting and probably has a vagina beard.

See also: FUBM, FUBS

Guy 1: Dude I got Brittany to take a nude pic of herself and send it to me last night.
Guy 2: Oh, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I broke up with her.
Guy 2: Green Vagina?
Guy 1: Green Vagina

Green Vagina by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

Chelsea's Vagina 

A lovely environment where everyone wants to hang out. Usually contains midgets.

Easily accessible to all and favoured greatly by her friend Reggin.

Oh Reggin, you were so deep in "Chelsea's vagina!"
I know, I was chillin' wid ma midget ho's.

Chelsea's Vagina by Chelsea Whoreman November 28, 2010