Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

water purifier

when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.

Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.

by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011

Water Bottle

a bottle that holds water. it can be used for many things such as hitting people, drinking water, squirting people...

i hit you in the head with a WATER BOTTLE

by tika dog May 3, 2018

Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

Seltzer water

Another name for an alcoholic beverage that is low key and typically does not draw a lot of attention

Taylor: what's that you're drinking there?
Seanna: It's just some seltzer water

by GoinCnadianBcon April 9, 2016

Angel water

A mix of water and MDMA. It can leave blisters in your stomach and mouth

Aye bro you want some angel water?
Nah bruh that shitll fuck u up.

by Thatedgymemelord May 24, 2018

Cock Water

What comes out of a male penis when you pee or ejaculate.

Water that a chicken or Cock has previously been inside of or drank.

"That's a Lot of Cock Water on the bed"

"Careful, don't drink that, it's cock water."

by DamienMG August 9, 2021