Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018

forbidden iced tea

Chew tobacco spit in a iced tea bottle

Man my girlfriend is all pissed off at me now. She drank the forbidden iced tea from my spit bottle

by Jdbdbsuzh April 23, 2023

Sheet-tea

Sheet-tea is a tea made from Goatweed aka Woolly Croton. The tea was used as a medicine for fighting fevers and colds. The origins come from fragmented and rapidly disappearing oral history of the indigenous blacks of North America.

The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.

The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.

It's best to pick the Sheet-tea before first frost otherwise, it loses its potency.

by UnknowableOne July 10, 2022

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

tea

Listen to the Kinks' song, "have a cuppa tea" and you'll know everything you need to know about tea

Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea...

by timinatorx May 26, 2023

Tea

Tea is the real gossip it is the drama everyone wants to hear about

“Ohhhhhh spill the tea”
“Teeeeeaaaaaaaaa”

by Hi I’m soooo cool December 26, 2018

Tea Master

This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.

The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.

by dm1g31 October 7, 2020