Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

ameers dad

Ameers dad is lost forever,
some say he is god himself.

Yo where’s ameers dad?

Do not speak that name, he is a terrorist locked up in columbia with 2pac

by Ypdxucjk January 20, 2020

Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

Joe dad

when y

Joe dad:
haha y'know
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by Yknowthe July 22, 2025

Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020

Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

by My momma son July 6, 2022

Dad

A person who, could gave trauma to his own child.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did the worst to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022