(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.
Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.
by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010
Get the sock-n-rock itmug. by puss696969 September 8, 2019
Get the Poop Sockmug. Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell
by anonymous December 9, 2020
Get the Sockmug. I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
by nesmith July 24, 2011
Get the Sock blockingmug. A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.
Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.
by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023
Get the Wet Sock Energymug. The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"
Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
Get the slingshot sockmug. I was wrecked after the session last night but I got up early for the match and we got a few drinks in and it was foot to the floor lets give it socks.
by Marcus_Suridius January 27, 2021
Get the give it socksmug.