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In soviet russia... 

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.
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Russian is a variant of beer pong played with completely full cups. For a 10 cup vs. 10 cup game played with 16oz. cups, this equates to approximately 15.5 12oz beers per side. If someone on the opposing team hits a cup on your side, you have 60 seconds to finish your cup. If you fail to finish your cup and/or vomit, both you and your teammate forfeit a round of shots and you must finish the remainder of your beer before you shoot again.

Due to the fact that cups are full to the brim, balls frequently "skip out". Occasionally, a ball will skip out of a cup and balance in the roughly triangularly-shaped space between three cups. This is called a Trifecta, and all three cups the ball touches must be consumed. The player who's turn it is to drink must drink two cups in two minutes, and his teammate must drink one cup in one minute.

Team are only allowed to re-rack with 6 cups or 3 cups remaining, and players must alternate which cups they drink (ie: if your teammate feels like may throw up, you can't take his next cup for him). When you hit the final cup, your opponents each take rebuttal shots on your remaining cups until they miss. Cups made via rebuttal must be consumed in the same manner as if they had been hit during the course of regular play.

If the rebutting team hits your final cup, a 4 cup vs. 4 cup overtime period is played. Overtime is played under regular rules, and the team that originally hit the final cup shoots first.
"Hey man, you wanna play pong later tonight?"
"Nah, fuck that. I wanna get wasted. Let's play Russian."
Russian by GameOfTheGods October 13, 2012

russian parade 

(noun) Used to describe a large number of gay men, with at least three sailor hats, in a conga line running a train over a stone faced russian child who never shows emotion during this sexual encounter.
(Older Russian woman lecturing her child)
Lttle boy, if you do not play nice and make good grades, you will be forced to attend a russian parade
russian parade by texasasas May 16, 2007

Black Russian 

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.
-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."
Black Russian by brendan September 7, 2004
Russia. Russia is good. Russia is the definition of good. On a scale ok AK47 to Putin , Russia is putin with a hammer and scythe.
Did you see that girl Molly, she is soooo Russia

Russian Cookies & Cream

One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.
"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."

"That's lit, bro."

Russian Bidet 

Wiping your ass with a clump of snow/ice
I was walking my dogs at the park and had a really wet fart I had to use a Russian Bidet
Russian Bidet by Dangah!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011