A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
Get the Road punkmug. Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 24, 2021
Get the Bears in the roadmug. Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024
Get the Alabama Bumpy Roadmug. by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018
Get the stick a fork in the roadmug. I like the Suns as a road dog pick tonight against Dallas.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.
by PIX30811 May 17, 2020
Get the Road Dogmug. When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
by Pika McJones March 9, 2019
Get the Load for the roadmug. n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
Get the Road Killmug.