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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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road blocks

it's not Roblox it's road blocks
by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024
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Cocky Road

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth for her to then spit the ejaculate onto the mans penis and then consume it once more.
You like ice cream? Tryna taste this cocky road?
by King Cuck August 7, 2022
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road whack

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.
by jds07030 April 15, 2017
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Rough Road

Is a sexual position where a man sits down with his boner at the 12 o'clock position. The female he has selected for the night sits down in his lap. They now both bounce up and down together, the rough road is when the bounce becomes out of sync and causes the participants to bang into each other.
Bitch was fucking me good last night till we hit the rough road.
by Pardytyme March 16, 2025
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MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024
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brinkley road

Brinkley Road is A Road that starts on the corner of Allentown and goes all the way down until right before the Wendy's By Rivertowne..If u From Brinkley Road,.You Run Shit..Nobody can Fuck wit you..People Often DO NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKIN LONG BRINKLEY ROAD IS..Although They may not personally know one another,.Brinkley Road comes with pride..And They all see each other around..Posting at the Sunoco or Jackie chan are what many Brinkley Niggaz Do..Juggin on the block
Dumb Nigga :Aye moe lets go Rob them Niggaz

Smartest man alive:Shiiiiiid you trippin moe..That's a death wish..They from Brinkley Road .
by Plies's Son March 23, 2017
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