your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead

HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL

by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020

Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes

Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead

by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019

is urban dictionary dead

Yes.

Why is urban dictionary dead?
I don't know...

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015

The Walking Dead Terms

**You stands for Non-Walking Dead fans and We stands for Walking dead fans**
You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"

The Walking Dead Terms are something we should start to use.

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 5, 2021

Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.

"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"

by Nounours October 2, 2011