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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.
A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."
by dnumbskull May 4, 2023
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The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Dollar Tree Tony Stark

It is a term about Elon Musk, about how is trying to be Tony Stark but he is not smart, he just has daddy’s money
Person 1: Who’s Elon Musk?
Person 2: Oh it’s just Dollar Tree Tony Stark
by RaineWeather05 May 8, 2022
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tree

you met him in a gaming platform. his username was "tree," and right from the start, there was something about him that drew you in. as you battled through games and strategized together, you found yourself liking him more than just as a teammate. he's funny, smart, and always there to chat after a tough day. it's like you speak the same language, even when you're not gaming. he's become someone you can count on, and you can't imagine your day without talking to him.
X:
"I've been playing games with this guy Tree I met online. There's something about him that just clicks. We're starting to really get each other. Talking to him has become a highlight of my day, wishing that Tree and I can engage in chatting each other more often."
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The killing tree

The timber reeks of hell

Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death

Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot

The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave
The killing tree represents a dump sight
by Dick shaver 1 April 10, 2022
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Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.
Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.
by tnj629 February 23, 2022
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