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Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes
Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead
by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019
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is urban dictionary dead

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Dead man joint

A joint owned or rolled by a deceased person
Soon larry left us, let us share his dead man joint in his memory
by terminalterminator June 21, 2021
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your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead
HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL
by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021
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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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Part Way Dead

When you unknowingly smoke laced marijuana and and you're unable to walk for 1-3 days
Me: are you ok?

Her: no I'm part way dead from that party last night
by Jakeeeeeeeeee August 4, 2014
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Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.
"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"
by Nounours October 2, 2011
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