off the nut

when something is just crazy and otherwordly. something so different and prepostrous that it deserves the title of "Off the Nut".
a phrase commonly used by Leo!!!!

person 1- have you seen Hangover
Person 2- that movie is off the nut

by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010

Mixed Nuts

Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family.

Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family

by Bob November 29, 2003

nut sweat

The product rubbed on a sleepomg someone's face after a practical joke that involves placing your hand on your testicles for an extended period of time.

"Wake up and smell the nut sweat."

by Your New Friend June 18, 2003

nut funk

extremely foul smell from the bottom of the testes which results from streneous exercise, physical activity or yo nazzty ass hasnt bathed in a few

damn yo, you got sum nazzty nut funk, dawg

by jaime April 2, 2004

bust a nut

1. to ejaculate (for males)
2. to pull a U-turn
3. to enjoy a bag of corn nuts

1. "During sex with his wife, last night, Larry bust a nut."
2. "To turn around, I'm gonna have to bust a nut."
3. "Enjoy yourself, we won't tell! Bust a nut with corn nuts!"

by jackanapes July 12, 2006

big nuts

A person with huge balls.

One who has much larger nuts than other people.

"That guy Dave has some huge nuts"

by BIG NUTS January 14, 2005

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004