mayonnaise helicopter

An act in which a person with a male appendage grabs the base of their penis and swings the tip in a violent, circular motion, while ejaculating.

Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.

by MayoCopter January 3, 2025

Mason Paye

Mason Paye is a great guy. He is the mullet daddy. I think the only bad thing about him is he may vape. If you are friends with him beware of his extremely Hot sister. Overall make sure you have a Mason Paye as a friend

Mason Paye is a good friend.

by Tylelr9123 January 8, 2025

Mason Tweedy

Young handsome well hung homosexual Swedish Prince.

My husband is a Mason Tweedy.

by Mason Tweedy January 9, 2025

Mayoneez

You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

Maksony9

Maksony9, what more can I say.

Person 1: Yo yo yo, it's Maksony9 in the house!, Person 2: Cums

by ILoveNaggers3 January 11, 2025

Mason-mex-igger gender

This gender is a form of a person identifying as black and Mexican gone wronger. This person is typically thin and a blank space taking up mass on earth. They are a flub molecule that is both Mexican and "Wigger." Slowly, over time, their physical form will decay, and their mass will take up so big of a circumference that it could concave into a big dark hole. If ever coming across this unique breed of Mason-mex-igger, do treat them with overall fat shaming, as they find this a love language showing "them" appreciation. They will then respond with an interesting and unique type of communication typically freaking the other person out.

"Hey you wombass-sized wigger!" - Joel
"You're so poochie banyana and swole!" - Mason-mex-igger gender
"Wtf!" - Joel
"You are definitely an interesting breed." - Joel

by Mr. Tinkleberry January 26, 2025

Mason

The cutest man you'll ever find he's so fine every girl is obsessed with him but he only has eyes for one girl it's either you or the girl your jealous off it's to the point u like him so much u can hold it in anymore and wanna just run up to home and confess your feeling but u can't you'll feel embarrassed and nervous and want to rip your heart out because you know you have no chance

Mason is so fine today

by HES SO FINE UGHHH February 4, 2026