max

max has a dick smaller than a eraser,max love dick in his asshole.

hey max-mas says-cani have ur dick?

by vscoooooo May 6, 2020

Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls

Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?

by Theedger November 6, 2025

Max

The god of having absolute massive, heavy, girthy, gumballs. His gumballs create the larges bubbles. He also has a monster cock

Girl - "Have you seen how hot Max's gumballs are, I would love to have those in my mouth"

by anonymous November 16, 2022

Max

A trans emo with a buzzcut. told the whole school i raped him then pleaded to be friends with me again for sex. He has glasses, he thinks he looks so cool in but they really just look fucking obnoxious like him. he ruins every good thing in my life, he ruined my school life, social life, and myself. basically max sucks ass.

Wow Max is really cool
Not really

by God of the sea obviously July 29, 2019

pure maxxing

Maxing out your self purifying routine by not watching, listening, reading, viewing porn of any kind of any source of any shape. Similar to NNN but without a definitive time limit.

Person 1: "Pure maxxing day 3 survived"
Person 2: "Goodshit mate, that's the commitment"
Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"

"💀"

by Pseudonimous epium El BOB March 7, 2024

Max

Max is very fit and peng ss with meee plz 🥺♥️

MAX IS SO FUCKING PENGGG

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023