head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021

Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!

That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022

Dusty Toe Licker

All Mf’s who like anime

Look! It’s a dusty toe licker

by Pengaleng123 August 21, 2022

National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

Austin “the licker “ gromek

Bootlicker without sarcasm comprehension

Don’t be like him , he’s an Austin “the licker “ gromek

by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023

Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual

I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker

by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024