Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Nut Sock

Dried Out Sock With Nut.

JERK THAT NUT SOCK UNTIL YOU WORK IT

by NiggerThaThirdJr. November 5, 2025

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.

1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx

by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018

socks with bows

Something a Bianca would wear.

OMG! Socks with bows? You are such a Bianca.

by riverman6969 May 21, 2023