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hypercomputer

A device so advanced, it doesn't just solve complex problems; it figures out your life issues, predicts your next crush, and even knows what you had for breakfast yesterday. Basically, the ultimate overachiever of the tech world. If it could, it would probably also give you relationship advice and cook a perfect omelet. Just don't ask it about the meaning of life – it's still working on that update.
User: I have a hypercomputer?
User 2: Is it a time machine?
by freenomains January 11, 2024
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Hyperglorbin

A color only accessed via the 752nd dimension.
Person 1: Brooo I just got into the 752nd dimension and saw hyperglorbin!
Person 2: You gotta stop doing cocaine.
by Shoelace Turtle January 19, 2024
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hypergiant

A way too big star. An example of these would be Stephenson 2-18.
Dude, I just found an orange hypergiant in SpaceEngine last night. Isn't that cool?
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn January 22, 2024
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Hyperglorbin

A color that is only visible in the 752nd dimension
Person 1: Bro I wanna see hyperglorbin.
Person 2: But it's only in the 752nd dimension!
Person 1: You know what we gotta do.
by Shoelace Turtle January 28, 2024
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hyperfemininity

Dogwhistle used by pedophiles to refer to underaged women, they will often use the traditional feminine woman and exaggerate it so much so they can get away with describing being sexually attracted to a loli without straight up saying they're a pedophile.
Person 1: Why do you like that short thin girl? she dresses up like she's 11
Pedophile 1: Hyperfemininity my dude
by Jigsaw134123 January 31, 2024
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hyperstimulation

Cocomelon = hyperstimulation*2
by synonym1 February 2, 2024
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hyperindependent

A reflex reaction to being forced to conform while others make constant incorrect assumptions about oneself.
He's so hyperindependent; he's paranoid of the ways he's constantly taken out of context, assumptions made about him and how his words are twisted to the point that he favors solitude and isolates his true self.
by dingleberryfudge November 8, 2023
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