A device so advanced, it doesn't just solve complex problems; it figures out your life issues, predicts your next crush, and even knows what you had for breakfast yesterday. Basically, the ultimate overachiever of the tech world. If it could, it would probably also give you relationship advice and cook a perfect omelet. Just don't ask it about the meaning of life – it's still working on that update.
by freenomains January 12, 2024