Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more

For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist

by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

Human Setup

A human setup "manual setup".

This is any setup that is performed by a human being on a computer system that is not a computerized or automated setup.

The computer setup was not automatic so a human setup (instead of manual setup) was performed.

by Sue Rolnd August 24, 2021

Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 6, 2021

Human

1. Adjective. A human is not a creature, despite popular beliefs. It refers to the way one acts when they hear a word that triggers strong emotion, such as a word that had previously had large impact on said person, and creates strong emotions

2. Adjective. The way to describe words that cause "human emotion"

1. The word "basket" was spoken and everyone could feel the human emotion from Eliza.

2. The word "basket" was a human word for Eliza

by Pötassi7m June 13, 2022

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

by SlickMaple October 12, 2008