One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

by twindle April 11, 2015

Ground Human

People who don't know how to fly any type of aircraft.

Silly ground human, go walk away.

by Rekceir March 20, 2025

Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD

Human is Evolved Monke

by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

by Lord Stryker November 19, 2019

Human

Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.

Q: What is a human?

A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)

by Kamy A May 2, 2021

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023