Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.

"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."

by Sage of the North October 13, 2023

hockeycock

(v.) To hit a ball (poorly) in golf and have it work out. Usually a "thinned" shot with an iron.

(n.) A reference to both hockey (using golf iron as a hockey stick) and cocky shot (like a stinger), that someone may perform for fun because they're winning the match by a wide margin.

(V.) I didn't mean to hockeycock that shot, but it did end up going 160 yards

(N.) Oh so we're playing hockeycock now?

by aposii November 1, 2023

Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.

Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.

by January's_cold December 11, 2023

hockey boys

Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.

Ella: oh Connor snapped me!

Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!

Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys

by h28 January 23, 2024

Hickerneck

cross between one that is a hillbilly and one that is redneck. Or too say , one that is imbred

Look at johnny Bob , his mammy was from the hills and his dad is was from the neck of them hills , yep he sure is a hickerneck.

by Dawn Dean January 31, 2024

Hockel

Hockel (noun): A mischievous internet creature that thrives on spreading contagious memes, turning your online feed into a playground of viral hilarity. This creature also loves to stick hard boiled eggs up their butt.

Did you see that meme Hockel posted? Do you really think his grandma sits on his face or was it just for the meme?

by W-i-n-k January 31, 2024

Hockey Jambo

The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.

Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!

by LaFlameCreg February 10, 2024