dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

aqua hair day

Go wish your aqua haired friend a happy aqua hair day!! :)

“Happy Aqua hair day!” Said the blonde to the Aqua.

by Knoire June 17, 2022

Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

by Cregger May 08, 2021

hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

by ScarletJoHanShawn June 08, 2021

Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

by The frank eater December 29, 2019

McDonalds hair line

A hair line that is in the shape of an M.

Charlie you have a McDonalds hair line

by Harry Hart June 06, 2022

A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019