Garrett's Hair Gel

1. The main ingredient of cheetos
2. Cancer cure
3. Phat poot

Let me take a hit of Garrett's hair gel.

by GrotSner October 2, 2019

homeless hair gel

When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.

I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.

by RyMcI12 September 1, 2019

orange haired clown

Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.

There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one

The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.

This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.

Beware beware theres a creature in town
Beware beware of the orange haired clown

by Garida May 2, 2018

dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

Smoker’s white hair

When someone with white hair smokes so many cigarettes that their hair changes color to a yellowish color.

Donald Trump has smoker’s white hair.

by Angelicron December 22, 2018

dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!

Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

Daretohavehair.com

by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017

Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016