show-wee

Combination purpose visit into the bathroom using the shower and toilet on the same trip.

Hey Mom, I'm going to show-wee now. Be ready in a couple minutes.

by earlybird June 8, 2015

Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".

-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time

by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019

The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.

Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022

Shit Show

When you drink too much hanging out with all your friends any time you get together. And have that one friend that goes a little too far.

When Scott and the boys got together for his bachelor party, it was a shit show

by Mother Fricker September 29, 2018

show your titties day

the 14th of each month is show your titties day, meaning that if asked, a woman must show her titties

"bro im so horny"
"its the 14th bro, its show your titties day"
"sick bro"

by howdyoj December 12, 2021

Forehead is showing

Ancient idiom that was revived on September 12, 2021, when a resident of Massachusetts used it in response to an incredibly dumb comment by his friend.

Person1: “Bro, if the vaccine works then why are so many people still dying?”
Person2: “Dude, your forehead is showing again.”

by daHoffer September 12, 2021

Truman show

Theres a few things about the Truman show that fuck with your head. Jim Carrey is a somewhat tall actor, and you think of a Truman character as being a short guy with Napoleon's syndrome. Marlon seems more like a guy that would bring a 40 by and want to listen to reggae music after work than a white guy with blond hair who shows up with a 6 pack, if he's not an Italian guy that wants to talk business with you. It's not a bad movie, there are just a few inconsistencies about it.

The Truman Show is different than what you would think it would be. It's not meant to be funny, but it's also not a sad movie either. It's kind of like a part of hell, a slice of hell taken from the rest of hell broke loose.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020