Stevie Wonder Dump

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.

After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.

by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

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Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously

Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018

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Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

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Friend dumped

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.

Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.

by Crumpets February 21, 2022

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Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

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