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douche-chilliest

When ranking douche chill moments, this term is used for the worst one.
The time that news anchor said keep fucking that chicken had to be the douche-chilliest moment in TV history!
by Nappy Ho DiMaggio May 21, 2010
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Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.
We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.
by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009
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Douche Buggy

VW bug with a bidet. Variation of a dune buggy for the muff who's hygienically obsessed.
After screwing on the beach, Mary was happy she could rinse out her snapper in the Douche Buggy.
by Esoteric303 January 31, 2010
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douch bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.

However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."

Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey

by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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douche bag

A person who is a complete ass to everyone because no one likes that person. And no one likes that douche bag becuase he is a complete ass to them all the time. He also might be gay.
God, Karl Helmuth is such a fucking douche bag. Some one such stab him in the face and/or neck, twice. No, no, three times.
by Funky Steve July 27, 2004
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Douche-Bag

A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Jay Wix would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by jayisachild August 30, 2010
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Super Douche

This would be any woman who feels self entitled to anything and everything. She is affiliated with the soccer mom, drives a luxury vehicle, while on the phone, drives like no one else is on the road cutting anyone and everyone off while on her way to her nail appointment, because more often than not, she doesn't work, someone else pays her bills. She's a complete waste of space and believes she's the center of the universe.
by Ya Go December 14, 2008
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