Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me

by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022

Double Antonio

Your second cigar of the day.

Jake: wanna have a cigar tonight?

Kyle: I already had one today.

Jake: Thats okay. Have a Double Antonio

by NotAntonio January 8, 2022

double dylan

When a man takes a strap on and wears it to get both holes in one go

"Did y'all do anything freaky"
" yeah i double dylaned her"

by froggy_corner January 13, 2022

Double Trouble

When a pregnant woman goes bungee jumping and simultaneously gives birth, and the baby bungees off the umbilical cord.

"Sarah experienced double trouble during last week's mountain trip!"

by Pincanis January 14, 2022

Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.

The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Double massage

Giving a back massage while simultaneously massaging your significant others vagina with your penis

I gave Jennifer the double massage of her life last night

by Phillyphan0879 January 20, 2022

Double Upvote

This is when someone agrees with something so much they take the time out of their day to upvote it, click the comments button and fucking break reddit for some post about veganisim that was probably posted by an all-carnivore.

*Post about veganisim*
Karen: “HOLY SHIT YAAASSS”
*Upvotes it then upvotes it again from the comments*
OP: (to karen) “I fucking hate vegans why the fuck did you double upvote”

by Gen-z meanings May 28, 2022