dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes

Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead

by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020

is urban dictionary dead

Yes.

Why is urban dictionary dead?
I don't know...

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

dead shit team

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015

Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023