Santa Claus

A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.

Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.

by -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- January 5, 2021

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Cass lake swirly

When a ho dances on your boat and you dunk her in the lake.

Lea told the girl to stop twerking on her boat, and then gave her a Cass lake swirly

by House wife of Cass lake September 6, 2021

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Scranta Claus

A sexual attraction to Old St Nick

“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”

“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

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Clays dick eater

Clays dick eater (noun idk)

Definition:

An Irish person who eats a dick that belongs to clay.

Or Georgenotfound/j /j /j

“Hey is that clays dick eater?”

“Yes go call them Irish,”

by Clay 😎 January 22, 2022

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Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a free-to-play game that was made by supercell. The game combines elements from collectible card games, tower defense, and multiplayer online battle arena. You will form an addiction to this game. This game is Pay to win as fuck. If you wanna be good you need to pay hundreds of dollars.

I wanna sell my soul to hell, Imma play some Clash Royale today.

by VørtexDragøn April 20, 2022

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Crass Ass Pants

Low rise jeans. They are pants that fit on the hips and are unappealing to wear. When you bend over, they show off your butt crack. They are also very appeal to men that have crude, dirty, and crass humor.

Sally wore her crass ass pants to school and had all the boys drooling over her. However, she also suffered a wedgie for the entire day.

by theelephant_intheroom April 30, 2022

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Cass'erole

A perfect crispy crunchy cheesy chicken brocolli (cass)erole made by, well Cass of course.

Wow I've never eaten a meal as SCRUMPTIOUS as this cass'erole

Outta the way Gordon Ramsey. This Cass'erole is perfect.

Rey loves getting scraps from her mahms famous Cass'erole.

by CDidz March 16, 2022

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