beachcummer

a beachcummer is someone who masturbates at a public beach.

i heard john went to the beach yesterday to masterbate while looking at the girls in bikinis. He is such a beachcummer!

by bob bie swag March 1, 2021

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Beach fire

When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.

I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.

by Crowned Raven March 18, 2021

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beachfox

Sexy strong female, owning sport , particularly by the sea and styling it out in a boyish/girlish garment , most likely bespoke

Wow what a beachfox , so powerful and stylish , what an inspiration , i want to be like her

by Rat Legend April 2, 2021

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Beachfox to be confident no matter what your shape or size, I’m at the beach and I’m not a model but look , I can hit a ball better than the average man and I’m going to be a hero for that and so should I , I’m fit in more ways than the magazines want you to buy into I’m a strong woman that prides herself on strength , I’ll drink you under the table, own the room , make you laugh so much you question what you think is beautiful because looks are a commodity that when you tick all the other boxes makes mags like vogue seem outdated and untrue.
My mag is all about beachfoxes and foxes because you be you and this beachfox will either like or not line you , no mucking about , real life genius if you want to see through.
Be a beach or be a beachfox , above all be you.

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Beachfox I’d never really thought of her like that but now , with her extra confidence , she is so much more attractive, and my god she can hit a ball

by Rat Legend April 2, 2021

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