wet burrito

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.

She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.

by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007

The wet trampoline

When a pragenant woman expells crap and smears in in a curculatory motion on her stomach. The man then masturbates in side the "shit curcle" and slaps the pragenant belly.

Cindy even though you are preagnant I still find you attractive. Let me give you the wet trampoline

by tramp dog May 17, 2008

silly wet

the act of consuming a large amount of alcohol with the intentions of getting intoxicated with the opposite sex.

Yo yo yo check this out son, Steff and I got silly wet last night sippin' on some of that purple drank

by 05blacktaco December 10, 2007

willy wet

Its when you stick your finger in your ear, and then putting the same finger in another person's mouth.

The opposite of wet willy.

You think a wet willy is bad? You're about to experience a willy wet.

by Evytyn again October 27, 2008

Wet Wanda

When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.

Richard: Hey, watch me Wet Wanda Sandra over there!
Jake: Lolk

by sadclowndisease January 5, 2011

wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.

deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG June 5, 2011