Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025

Waffles

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped

Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.

by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025

Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

Blue Waffle

Catastrophically used, evolved bacteria incubated vaginal region.

Have you ever had Blue Waffle before?

by M.Garr July 28, 2021

sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...

“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”

by toast.whore January 29, 2021

White Waffle

A term used to describe a White Irish Folk.

Look at that White Waffle eating ground potatoes.

by White Waffle May 26, 2024

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021