Head Bugs

When you think you've got bed bugs, but you really don't.

Rick said his whole body was itchy. "He's just got a case of head bugs."

by rmcrmc December 6, 2010

Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Thug Head

Used to describe a joint that is large at the head and generally has a coned figure. Generally crafted by higher experienced weed smokers to achieve the higher realms of getting fucked.

Anthony; Shit, is he rolling another thug head?
Dan; Yeah he is!
Anthony; Those thug heads do the job well!

by Barry Biggan October 16, 2010

head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head

Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019

Severed head

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.

Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.

by Daddyspill August 26, 2019

Head Puntee

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.

People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda June 11, 2006

Head Ass

Used at the end of an insult to typify the base of the insult. Not used as an insult in it of itself. Can be also used as "face ass" and "neck ass" in some cases.

Your ole "two plus two not knowing wtf it is" head ass.
Your ole "I don't know the number for 911" face ass.
Your ole "lemme get a peice" neck ass.

Incorrect usage: "You're such a head ass." Or "He is such a head ass."

by Thishowyousayit November 27, 2016