Tea

Greatest person ever. Probably gives the best hugs too!

"Yoo have you seen tea?"
"Yeah man he's really cool!"

by Cqsperr May 8, 2022

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea

Came from the word “reality”. So if you read it fast, it can become “real tea”.

For example. If you want to say “what’s the reality?” Just say “spill it girl, what’s the real tea?!”

by Maximius October 4, 2019

Tea

Its tea middle schoolers spill for clout and its all fake

Spill the tea sis

by BECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 14, 2019

Tea Room

1.a brothel. 2. An illegal gambling establishment.

Let's go down to the red light district and visit the tea room!

by Mrmuly April 15, 2025

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Iced Tea Time

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.

AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019