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Super Straight 

A term for stupid straight people that don't know that it's a normal thing to only like a certain type of genitals. Or, they just want to be oppressed and their fragile masculinity prevents them from openly admitting they're submissive. And, most commonly, an excuse to piss off trans people minding their own business.
Trans person: Hi, wanna go out
Super Straight: Ok, but are you trans and have the genitalia that's associated with the opposite gender?
Trans person: Yeah, is that a dealbreaker?
Super Straight: For some reason, instead of saying I don't want to date them, I will throw a fit about my personal opinions and whine about someone's existence.

SUPER MARIO BROTHERS ON THE PS4 

WAHOOOOOOO
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS ON THE PS4

WAHOOOO

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Super god man that’s super 

It’s a super God man that has super powers pretty crazy 😱
guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super

guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”

Super-Trucker 

Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker

super straight 

A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)

TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis
person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh

Super Puff Head 

when you get head behind the super puff franchise
hailey:" did you hear someone got head behind the super puff"
emma: "SUPER PUFF HEAD"
sam: "whats that"