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Beer-Liquor Rule 

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.
Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.
Beer-Liquor Rule by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008

Three Month Rule 

The unwritten but universally accepted amount of time before a close friend of a friend may get together with said person's ex girlfriend. It may be wise to consult close friend for approval before delving into said ex-girlfriend.
A: Hey, lets break up.

B: Okay.

*Insert Three Month Rule*

C: Hey, I'm B's friend. Wanna bang?

A: Sure.

Runescape 

Runescape is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game, or MMORPG for short. It is subject to much flaming, from some people who like it and hate the people who don't, and some people who don't like it and hate the people who do.

The game has been put down for having a poor community and being all about doing the same thing over and over again to get better at doing the same thing over again. The fans of the game usually retaliate by saying that there is no RPG with a good community, and that not all the skills involve repeatedly doing the same thing.

The game is most frequently complimented for having no downloads, as you can play it in your browser window, and what are frequently acclaimed as some of the best graphics in the world of gaming. The game is also frequently put down for being too easy, it is very difficult to die unless you decide to go out into the wilderness, a location where players fight players.
"Hi there, Jimmy!" Jack waved to his friend.

"Oh, hi there, Jack!" Jimmy waved back.

"What are you playing there, Jimmy?"

"Oh, Jack, it's just Runescape."

"RUNESCAPE? That game is terrible!"

"Why? It has beautiful graphics, some of the best in the world."

"Well, that's true, I'll give it that, but it also has poor gameplay."

"Look, I don't really care what you think, but I'm having fun."

"Good point. Have fun!"
Runescape by Vintic aka Elliot June 24, 2006

Phone Rule

If you talk on the phone while on cam in a chat room, you must bare your tits or ass on cam.
I called the phone rule on the bitch because she was yappin on cam.
Phone Rule by The Mad Chatter August 6, 2008

Infield Fly Rule 

Infield Fly Rule by Anonymous October 17, 2003

The Iron Maiden Rule 

The unwritten rule of music (mostly but not exclusively metal) that states that only Iron Maiden are allowed to wear their own band shirts on stage, by virtue of being Iron Maiden. It has been broken numerous times. The worst offenders are probably Amon Amarth, who wear their own merchandise in every photo and every video in which they aren't shirtless.

The reason for the rule is the same reason why it's generally gauche to wear a band shirt for the band you're going to see: band shirts are generally a way to broadcast your tastes and in so doing support a band that people might not have heard of.
Watain broke the Iron Maiden rule by painting their own emblem on their bare chests.