Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
by Jondus June 07, 2017
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probs very light

What the track workout will be. Term coined by John Panny.
Bob: Hey what’s the workout today?
John: It’s probs very light.
by Define it February 24, 2023
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light mask

The public act of using your phone to avoid eye contact with strangers and thus, social interaction. It is a bit anti-social, but we have all done it at some point or another. It is especially visible at night while people walk past strangers.
Diana: omg look! that man's moving closer to us.
Maria: It'll be fine, just pull out your 'light mask' and keep walking.
by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020
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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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gas lighting

Making them believe something about themselfs that's very true that they choose to ignore.
gas lighting
I hear thoughts.
The neighbors talk to me through the walls in my house.
by Young Jazzy Yo December 10, 2023
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Gas Lighting

Something fake your girlfriend makes up to make you feel like the bad guy in a given situation.
"My friends said you have been gas lighting me babe"

No you friends are idiots who like to tell you these things because you are not smart. How many times do I need to explain this to you. I love you but I really think you need to stop hanging out with them they dont have your best interest in mind
by PhattyPhatBoy September 13, 2021
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gas lighting

Gas lighting is the act of lying to someone repetitivly to make that person start questioning reality. Contrary to popular belief it's spelled gas lighting and not gaslighting. It was always spelled gas lighting. It's spelled gas lighting and it will always be like that. That's not an opinion, that's just a fact. If you believe it is spelled gaslighting you might wanna sit down and think about it for a bit. Its okay to sometimes have wrong memories. It happens to the best of us. remembering something that isn't real is also called the mandela effect. It might be the reason you believe its spelled gaslighting but it's actually gas lighting. There's no shame in admitting that you are wrong. Just think about it for a bit. Would it make sense to put these two words together? Why would there be no space between two different words? Like do you write: "I need to cookfoodtoday" or "I need to cook food today". Obviously the latter one. If you keep believing its written gaslighting then there really might be something wrong with you. You might wanna see a doctor or something.
Two people texting.

Hey my new friend is constantly lying to me. I think he is gaslighting me.

Dude it's spelled gas lighting not gaslighting. It was always gas lighting. From the moment language was invented gas lighting was spelled with a space in between.

What? I always thought it's gaslighting.

Yeah Nah, you need to see a doctor asap. I called the police on you for your own safety. Get well soon.
by SKYNET853 June 07, 2024
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