Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Pop-Leg Syndrome

Pop-Leg Syndrome is when you start an intense skateboarding session, however you just cant seem to Ollie right and get the pop you want from the tail end of the board.

Gemma : "Right guys, I'm going to work on my moving Ollie's over there."
Sam : Yeah go for it dude.
Bob : You can do it Friend
Inush : Hey Friend

5 minutes pass

Gemma : I just can seem to be getting any height on my Ollie's today, I don't know whats going on
Bob : We know whats wrong with you gem.
Sam : You got Pop-Leg Syndrome, few stretches will sort you right out.

by BENJAMINBODEL May 17, 2019

dude leggings

dude leggings are compression pants guys say they arent leggings but they are. and u can see their ding a ling if u dont wear something over it.

jess: look kayla billy is wearing dude leggings
layla:hahaha
billy: they arent leggings!! there compresssssioooonss

by daddisonweenchull May 19, 2019

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

A leg apart

Someone who is off doing their own thing while everyone else is working together to get shit done.

They're a good team, but John is a leg apart.

by Bro mac August 3, 2019

A leg apart

A part of a system that does impact the system while also not proforming its intended role.

Get back to work, stop being a leg apart.

by Janatan August 3, 2019

leg-request tug

Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.

Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.

by QuacksO August 6, 2019