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Kyle

The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.
Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.
by NotASpoon February 3, 2020
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Kyling

Trading for the sake of trading. Commonly for little or no monetary gain. Also known as a poor mans collector
Rick just kyled a hi point for a jenning. Or. Mike just keeps kyling guns for the sake of doing it.
by hallucinogenics January 27, 2016
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Kyle

Dumb ass dumb ass dumbass dumbass dumbass
by mynameisu March 5, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l
by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019
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Kyle

A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.
I ain’t going if that man Kyle is going.
by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
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kyle cotnam

Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie

Friend 2: oh shit
by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018
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