goong 

A term of enderment you call your friend or partner.

"Oh man, you're such a goong!"

goong by rOwOn April 15, 2024

Goonvana 

A made up word from TikTok that describes achieving the transcendent state of gooning, aka achieving the greatest masturbation experience you’ve ever experienced

“Bro, last night nobody was at home, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn I’ve ever seen and busted the fattest nut I’ve ever busted”
“Bro achieved goonvana”

Goonvana by Cyberspaxz April 15, 2024

Goonvana 

The state in which a masturbation addict achieves when he reaches the epitome of nut busting

“Bro, last night my parents were out, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn video I’ve ever seen, and busted the fattest I’ve ever busted”

“Bro achieves goonvana”

Goonvana by Cyberspaxz April 15, 2024

Goonjob 

A goonjob is when your getting a handjob from your daughters boyfriend, and he is gooning and when he is done he ejaculates into your tip.

Dude you gotta get yourself a goonjob!
Bro I gotta stop talking to you Landon

Goonjob by Gooner5234 April 16, 2024

goonvana 

"Goonvana" - A state of blissful chaos achieved when gooning to the point of break

Bro I just reached goonvana for the first time.

goonvana by Dr. GiggleTouch April 16, 2024

Gooning 

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.

"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"

Gooning by femmenyn April 17, 2024

goonership 

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024