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Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.
Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania
by pokuyt March 20, 2021
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dutch Reacharound

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it
"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"
by thereacharound November 2, 2022
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Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
by Choppstewie October 31, 2023
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The Dutch God

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life
by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021
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dutch nipple

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.
"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"
by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020
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dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.
I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.
by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016
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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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