Shrimp burger 

When you have a limp dick and fuck your girl from the back

I was shrimp burgering this girl because she’s so ugly

Shrimp burger by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Nothing Burger 

A statement, action, or behaviour that is grandiose or self important in itself, but useless or lacks potency in reality, reception, or practice.

'Did you see his graduation speech?' 'It was such a nothing burger of a speech'

Nothing Burger by Man Of Exquisite Taste June 7, 2024

bed burger 

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

bed burger by geminate June 8, 2024

Hassle burger 

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

Hassle burger by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Hassle burger 

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

Hassle burger by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Clueless burger 

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

Clueless burger by anonymous July 12, 2024

Clueless burger 

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

Clueless burger by anonymous July 12, 2024