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Bass boner

An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)
1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.

2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
by ZeroFoxGiven September 6, 2020
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pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.
Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner
by Trisauce May 19, 2023
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Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.
Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.
by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019
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Clout Boner

When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019
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boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.
Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒
by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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boner boulavard

i friend lives on boner boulavard
by flyingshelf3480 June 12, 2018
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