bro-polio

The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.

A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.

Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?

Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?

Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?

by Mucky September 12, 2013

bro-murder

the improper treatment of, or cruelty toward one's bro.

Bro 1: yo dawg I heard you like spoilers

Bro 2: shut the hell up, man

Bro 3: Woah woah woooaaaahhhh.... No Bro-murder, homey.

Bro 1: just Bro-love.

by DJ superfuous flow May 10, 2011

Bro Swarm

Any group four or more bros three visible to non bros.

A large group of bros at a sporting event, dance club, etcetera.

"Officer, there was a HUGE bro swarm coming at me and I felt I was I danger and had no other choice but to drive my truck right smack into the middle of them in self defense!” -SE

by Red Fury PDX July 20, 2012

Bro Rich

Being finacially poor but wealthy in "Bro" related goods.

" Greg has no money in the bank but is wearing $200 sunglasses.He's Bro Rich"

by Cptpancakes May 16, 2012

Hobo bros

Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever

Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol

by Justin eat dog September 07, 2019

bro-dick

A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.

Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes

by Dickhead92 December 20, 2019

Bro ghosted

When you are ghosted by a bro.

Hey man, I got bro ghosted. Mack hasn’t text me in a week.

by Dak888 March 05, 2019