Person 1: Hey, I just hit Ultimate pickle taker in jerkmate ranked!
Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!
Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!
by CremKing9000 January 27, 2025
When after a late night of drinking, order another totally unnecessary drink (tud) and start putting the moves on a person by talking about your accomplishments.
Eric ordered another bourbon and a miller lite and started talking about Immanuel Kant's Perpetual Peace; it was about be a hot dill pickle type of night.
by Talisker December 20, 2019
Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”
by MagicalCripple December 22, 2017
by loggieperoggie November 22, 2017
When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"
"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"
"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"
"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
by MagicMike69420 May 16, 2024
Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ
Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!
Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!
Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!
by iVictory December 23, 2017
by QueeferAngus73 July 02, 2023