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Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.
Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!
by Francii22 December 5, 2010
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Head Puntee

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.
People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.
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head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head
Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*
by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019
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Severed head

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.
Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.
by Daddyspill August 26, 2019
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jibber head

A word that describes a person that is without knowledge of a given subject. Derived from the fattest boy alive, Cody Rogers.
"You call me that again I'll pee on you, jibber head"
by Sonny Campbell April 15, 2005
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Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.
by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018
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You Head

Adjective | offensive |
A person who is obsessive or overly obsessed.

The term "you head" can also be used as a general insult implying the person insulted is obsessed or very mad at you.

You head is most commonly used by itself as an insult or at the end of a sentence.
"You enjoy Identity V too much dee, you head!"
"Shut the HELL up! Tracy, you head.
by Austin Mcfartson July 15, 2021
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